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[color=red][/color]Howdy Cowboys!!! This is Omaha Poke's wife just writing to let y'all know ya won't be hearin' from Omaha for a while. Ya see, he kinda choked on that piece of scrotum I shoved down his throat when I got home from work! He'll be back when he recovers!
Word of warning : If any of you other cowboys get the idea of asking your wives to chew your tanned scrotums remember what happened to Omaha or your own [i]hides[/i] might get chewed instead!

Mrs. Omaha Poke,

I'm not letting you talk to my wife

Kelley O.

Kelley, I don't blame you!! If I could talk right now, I would say something profound no doubt. Since I am choking on my (Buffalo scrotum) it is all I can do to type. Randy

Sorry guys, I guess I shouldn't have taken her out to Shushi diner tonight when she got home. I don't think raw tuna and Buff scrotum go to good together!! In any case I shouldn't have left the forum up and running, especially where I left it I will try to do better from now on. However she knows about it now so, like Pilate, I wash my hands of the whole situation Randy