Joke of the Day
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I must have missed the "fairly" park of what he told me. No relief.
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I have always had fairly good luck with a bottle of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban. ..................................Jim
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Jim Kidwell wrote:I have always had fairly good luck with a bottle of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban. ..................................Jim
Since I have never heard of that I looked it up and it's $60.00 a bottle!! That's some high falutin' hooch!! Do you share it with Mr. Rhoades like a true Christian?
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Boge,
Now that was funny!!!!!
Woody
Now that was funny!!!!!
Woody
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Boge,
It's a lot cheaper than Obama Care. You need to get your priorities in order.
Yes I have shared it with Rhoades and I believe he has converted over to good scotch over Makers Crap.. I would even share it with you if you ever identified yourself. ................................................Jim
It's a lot cheaper than Obama Care. You need to get your priorities in order.
Yes I have shared it with Rhoades and I believe he has converted over to good scotch over Makers Crap.. I would even share it with you if you ever identified yourself. ................................................Jim
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A Montana cowboy and a San Francisco cowboy are out riding the range on a sheep ranch one day when they spot a a ewe with it's head wedged in a fence so the Montana cowboy gets off his horse, drops his drawers and puts it to the ewe, after he's done he looks up at the San Francisco cowboy and see's he's all excited and asks him if he wants a turn and he responds HELL YES then he gets off his horse drops his drawers and wedges his head in the fence.
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something wrong with the last joke ,, a montana COWboy wouldnt be on a sheep ranch . unless he was selling mutton
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My bad. So what do you call a horseman on Ted Turners' buffalo ranch or one on a California avacado ranch?
Just asking.
Frank
Just asking.
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Jim Kidwell wrote:Boge,
It's a lot cheaper than Obama Care. You need to get your priorities in order.
Yes I have shared it with Rhoades and I believe he has converted over to good scotch over Makers Crap.. I would even share it with you if you ever identified yourself. ................................................Jim
I quit drinking in 1986, but thanks anyway,
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ha , that is a good question, an avocado ranch, ?? would not that be an orchard, ? they do grow on trees ,
cowboys work cows
shepards and lamb lickers work sheep
a buffalo is a bovine ,so a guy could be a cowboy there ,
the feller from the land of the whispering bushes that stuck his head in the fence , I would not know .
I did enjoy the joke though. and am bored in the house at 5 below.
cowboys work cows
shepards and lamb lickers work sheep
a buffalo is a bovine ,so a guy could be a cowboy there ,
the feller from the land of the whispering bushes that stuck his head in the fence , I would not know .
I did enjoy the joke though. and am bored in the house at 5 below.
Dean Becker
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OK point taken, how about 2 cowboys and a heffer with her head caught in a finch?
In Calif. they do say avocado ranch.
Frank
In Calif. they do say avocado ranch.
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I think the "Joke Of The Day" is Kidwell.
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Spelled fence wrong. Calif.educational system at work.
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I was nice and let it go , thank you for the avocado tip . did not know they were ranches....maybe call them boys cadoboys or some such.
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Do you know why a chicken coop only has 2 doors??
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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