Got some kinda "swelling" in my neck....from these cool mornings we've had lately!! Can't hardly turn my head from side to side!
'HOLY MOLEE"! RECKON I'M GOING INTO THE RUT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S GETTIN CLOSER!!!!!!!!!!
Think...I've had it!!
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Ruttin' Season,
I hope you ain't started followin' females around with your nose up and lips curled back.........theres laws in most places now where they arrest you for whats called "stalking"....I was passing this athletic club place when this woman come out all sweaty and pantin'....I fell in behind and made a couple scrapes in the little areas in the mall parking lot that has some mulch and anemic trees planted......and them mall cops had me put in jail!
I tried to explain to a magistrate how I had been eating this deer cocaine and mix you put in a automatic feeder just so that when I hit the woods, I would have the same trace scents in my droppings as the deer and that way not spook the quarry.......he sicced some kind of half sissy shrink on me, but that Sigmund Fraud wannabee kicked me out of his office after I marked my boundarys a few times on his carpet.
So be careful about that ruttin'.........I came durn close to getting put in the local calabozo......where there was a good chance I might wind up being the rut-tee.....
Ol'Tye,
I tried to explain to a magistrate how I had been eating this deer cocaine and mix you put in a automatic feeder just so that when I hit the woods, I would have the same trace scents in my droppings as the deer and that way not spook the quarry.......he sicced some kind of half sissy shrink on me, but that Sigmund Fraud wannabee kicked me out of his office after I marked my boundarys a few times on his carpet.
So be careful about that ruttin'.........I came durn close to getting put in the local calabozo......where there was a good chance I might wind up being the rut-tee.....
Ol'Tye,
Member #3, of the "Brought Enough Gun Club"
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