My Bear Hunt!

[RMulhern]

I woke up this morning to find a bear on my roof so I called 911 and the Sheriffs Department told me that they had a Bear Remover! They advised the Bear Remover would show up shortly!



The Bear Remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a .50/90 Sharps rifle and a mean old pit bull.



"What are you going to do?" I asked him.



"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab him by the balls and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then hands the Sharps rifle to me!



"What's the Sharps rifle for?" I asked.



He answers, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

[J. King]

You know that joke never gets old.

NEVER.

Thats about the 10th way i have heard it told and it still makes me laugh.

[buffalocannon]

I also have heard the joke before, the only difference being that when the Bear Remover arrived he had his ladder, his baseball bat, his .45-100 Shiloh Sharps, and his mother-in-law.

[Conan_568]

A bear and a rabbit are sitting on a log, and are both taking a crap.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks.
"Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit turns and says.
"Nope, I've never had a problem with that."
The bear says, "good" reaches over, grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

[Trigger Dr]

I will apologise to the Latino crowd first.
What is a Mexican fortune cookie?
A taco with a food stamp in it.
Jim